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Week 9 Preview, NFL, London, Storylines, Hot Seat, Love/Hate

by Regis Welch

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Down the Line Sports

Normally, I write a positive lead, but for week 9 that task seems impossible. Last week, I seen some of the worst play I have ever seen in any sport. Jets quarterback, Geno Smith, played worse than Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez combined. Do you know how bad you have to play to do that? Before he was pulled for Michael Vick, Smith had already thrown three picks en route to a QBR less that 0.1. Watching this team seriously made my eyes hurt.

Two weeks ago the entire city of Chicago wanted to kill Jay Cutler, but he was not the reason they lost last week. Da Bears were trumped 51-23 in Boston. Their defense had no answers for Brady, Gronkowski, or LaFell. I really don’t understand this team. Chicago is way too good to be so bad.

I remember when the Oakland Raiders was a respected sports franchise. Now, they are possibly worse than President Obama’s approval rating on foxnews.com. I like Derek Carr and the receivers that he has, but that’s about it. The coaching is awful and the defense is miserable. Al Davis is rolling over in his grave and the people in the faithful black hole should consider giving up their season tickets for the foreseeable future.

Week 9 Storylines

  • Who really is better Peyton or Brady?
  • Can Tony Romo stay healthy for the duration of the season? We’ve talked so much about DeMarco Murray playing in all sixteen games, but no one has mentioned Romo. They cannot win without him, but they can lose with him.
  • Who are the Houston Texans? This week against Philly they will have an opportunity to play like the playoff team they should be.
  • What is Washington thinking? Do they ever think? Colt McCoy has won back-to-back games and they bench him. RG3 has garbage when he was healthy and Kirk Cousins played like a Jets quarterback. In the NFC East it is never too late for a team to make a come back and win the division. Expect Robert Griffin to come back to the trainer’s room within the next three weeks. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
  • Can Ben Roethlisberger repeat his record-breaking performance last week? Heinz Field is still on fire as Big Ben had his way with the Colts.

London

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For the life of me I cant understand why the NFL wants to take over the London market and put a team there. This week we will have the Seattle Seahawks go against the London Monarchs. Who will want to travel all that way? How about putting an NFL team in LA, Portland (OR), Toronto, Mexico City, Maui, Vegas, or San Antonio. Remember NFL Europe, how did that end? The Beijing Communists, Australian Kangaroos, Egypt Pyramids, and the Rome Chicken Parmesans will be on the docket ten years from now.

Coaches on the Hot Seat

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  • Rex Ryan- I like him, but he knows that he has been set up to fail this season. The Jets have way too much cap room not to bring in quality players. Last week, the Jets had a receiver playing cornerback. With all of that money they can’t get a mediocre cornerback or quarterback. Something seems off. I hope he get another head coaching job.
  • Marvin Lewis- This Bengals coach has had a great team since he’s been in Cincy, but he has not made a significant push in the post season. Nothing will change this year. The AFC will run through New England and Denver. Cincinnati will have no say so.
  • Tom Coughlin- This two-time SB champion has run out of luck. I predict that the G-Men will go 7-9 and miss the playoffs. Since Coughlin joined the team in 2004 they have missed the playoffs in five of his ten seasons.s

The team I am beginning to LOVE:

Arizona- This was the best team last season to not make the playoffs and they are now showing teams that they are for real. Carson Palmer is possibly playing the best ball that he has ever played and he is doing it by not passing to Larry Fitzgerald on every down. They are also +9 on turnovers. I do not, however, like the way Patrick Peterson is playing. He is a shadow of what he was last season. Quarterbacks are no longer afraid to go after him.

The team I am beginning to HATE:

San Diego- The Chargers started the off hot, but they are starting to simmer off. Phillip Rivers is a great QB, but there is only so much he can do on the offensive side of the ball. Brandon Oliver has done an okay job in starting in the place of Ryan Matthews, but they need more. Especially since Denver is starting to pull away in the AFC West.

Dummy of the Week:

This award was made for Lamar Houston. His Bears were being blown out. Houston got a sack on the Patriots backup QB before he decided to celebrate. In which this happened.

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Last Week:    9-6

Total:             79-41-1

Percentage:   .653

Byes: Atlanta, Buffalo, Chicago, Detroit, Green Bay, Tennessee 

CAROLINA over New Orleans

CLEVELAND over Tampa Bay

Arizona over DALLAS

KANSAS CITY over New York (A)

MINNESOTA over Washington

CINCINNATI over Jacksonville

Philadelphia over HOUSTON

MIAMI over San Diego

SAN FRANCISCO over St. Louis

SEATTLE over Oakland

Baltimore over PITTSBURGH

Indianapolis over NEW YORK (N)

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NFL Week 7, Storylines, Picks, Jameis Winston, Power Rankings, Awards, Super Bowl Performer

This NFL season has been exciting and do not expect it to stop this weekend. The folks in Dallas actually have the right to be optimistic about their favorite team. When was the last time that happened? The Ravens have fought adversity this entire season. Some things have gone along as expected. Peyton is God, the Bucs suck, and Pats are on their way to the playoffs. These are some things that you should be looking forward to as we move on into week 7.

Week 7 Storylines

  • Will Rex Ryan be fired before the end of the season?
  • Is Kirk Cousins a professional back up QB? He’s had chances to take the starting job.
  • Who are the Steelers and Giants?
  • Did you know the Browns should be 5-0?
  • Will Atlanta finally get a win on the road?
  • Can the Lions make a kick?
  • Which NY Giants will standup in the absence of Victor Cruz?
  • Can the Eagles running game stay hot?
  • Are the 9ers for real? We’ll say as they face the Broncos.
  • Is Dallas for real?
  • Will Jacksonville or Oakland win this season?

Jameis Winston

This is the preview of the 2015 NFL draft. The only player we will focus on is afore mentioned Florida State Seminole, Jameis Winston. He is arguably the best player in college football. He battles adversity better than anyone else. The media attacks him on a daily basis, but who does Winston have to blame but himself. Apparently, there is no proof that he has accepted money for over 950 autographed items. It also seems as if he will not face any penalties for the alleged rape investigation.

Winston needs to grow up. I find it hard to believe anything he says. His draft stock has fallen considerably. Because of his problems off of the field, I would not draft him.

(1/3 of the season) Power Rankings

  1. Denver Broncos
  2. Dallas Cowboys

    How bout them Cowboys???
  3. Indianapolis Colts
  4. San Diego Chargers
  5. Green Bay Packers

    Fake Spike led to the game winning TD pass.Seattle Seahawks
  6. Seattle Seahawks
  7. San Francisco 49ers
  8. Arizona Cardinals
  9. Baltimore Ravens
  10. Detroit Lions
  11. New England Patriots
  12. Philadelphia Eagles
  13. Carolina Panthers
  14. Cincinnati Bengals                                          
  15. New York Giants
  16. Cleveland Browns
  17. Chicago Bears
  18. Houston Texans
  19. Atlanta Falcons
  20. New Orleans Saints
  21. Miami Dolphins
  22. Kansas City Chiefs
  23. Buffalo Bills
  24. Minnesota Vikings
  25. Tennessee Titans
  26. Pittsburgh Steelers

    Hence why they are 26th
  27. Washington ——–
  28. New York Jets
  29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  30. Louis Rams
  31. Oakland Raiders                                                             14 - 1
  32. Jacksonville Jaguars

NFL 1/3 season awards

MVP:             DeMarco Murray

 

Pick your jaws up. Murray has been spectacular thus far. He has rushed for 785 for six scores through six games. His offensive line is opening up some serious running gaps for him to rush within. Also, he is taking a lot of pressure off of Tony Romo by providing a balanced attack. He I hope he will be able to hold up.

Defensive Player of the Year:            JJ Watt

 

Expect anything different He is the Houston Texans. He has two fumble recoveries and a pick six.

Dummy of the Year:       Joseph Randle

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This Cowboys backup stole underwear and cologne valued at a combined $123.50. It was a Class B misdemeanor. He was fined $29,117 by the team

Well, even the greats have a bad day. Babe Ruth struck out, Wayne Gretzky missed shots, and Wilt Chamberlin didn’t sleep with every woman he wanted to. Am I on their level? When it come to picking teams, yes I am. I had two more wins that were erased in the final moments of games. Cincinnati had an overtime win, but Mike Nugent couldn’t help but miss a game ending kick. Miami fell for the good ole okie-doke and allowed Aaron Rodgers to take a W away from them with :02 left on the clock. Both of those games cost me my winning week.

Last Week: 6-8-1

Total:           59-31-1

Week 7 Bye: Tampa Bay & Philadelphia 

NEW ENGLAND over New York (A)

BUFFALO over Minnesota

Cleveland over JACKSONVILLE

CHICAGO over Miami

DETROIT over New Orleans

WASHINGTON over Tennessee       Only God knows and cares

BALTIMORE over Atlanta

GREEN BAY over Carolina

INDIANAPOLIS over Cincinnati

Seattle over ST. LOUIS

SAN DIEGO over Kansas City

Arizona over OAKLAND

DALLAS over New York (N)

DENVER over San Francisco

PITTSBURGH over Houston

Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Performer is…

Katy Perry will be the halftime performer at the Super Bowl in Glendale, Arizona on February 1, 2015. I believe it was a great selection. She is one of the best acts on the planet and she is relevant. She was a finalist along with Rhianna. I believe that picked Perry because Rhianna is a victim of domestic abuse and it would have been another PR problem. However, the NFL missed a golden opportunity by not picking Rhianna. They could have shown that what life can be like after domestic violence. She has exhibited strength and courage while at the same time forgiving her abuser (She also doesn’t have to hesitate to call me at any given time.)